Hannukah Song

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"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. <br />There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. <br />not too many Hanukah songs. So uhh.. <br />I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear <br />any Hanukah songs. Here we go..." <br /><br />Put on your yarmulke <br />Here comes Hanukah <br />So much funukah <br />To celebrate Hanukah <br />Chanukah is the festival of lights <br />Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights <br /><br />When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree <br />Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me <br />David Lee Roth lights the menorah <br />So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah <br /><br />Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli <br />Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli <br />Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too <br />Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew <br /><br />You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" <br />'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish <br /><br />Put on your yarmulke <br />It's time for Hanukah <br />The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs <br />Celebrates Hanukah <br /><br />O.J. Simpson- not a Jew <br />But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted <br />We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby <br />Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby <br /><br />Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is <br />Well he's not, but guess who is <br />All three Stooges <br />So many Jews are in showbiz <br />Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is <br /><br />Tell your friend Veronica <br />It's time to celebrate Hanukah <br />I hope I get a harmonicah <br />Oh this lovely, lovely Hanukah <br />So drink your gin and tonicah <br />And smoke your marijuanikah <br />If you really, really wannakah <br />Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukah <br />Happy Hanukah